The first truly funny joke to come out of the Iraq fiasco, IMO. Though
it does make me even more worried; as I remember it, the best jokes
were created in Poland at the worst times (the laughter through
tears)...
From: R.P.
A marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby, on the opposite
side of the road, was an American Marine in a similar but less serious
state.
The Marine was conscious and alert. As first aid was given to both
men, the Marine was asked what had happened. He reported, "I was
heavily armed and moving north along the highway, and coming south was
a heavily armed Iraqi soldier. Seeing each other we both took cover."
"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.
"I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable low-life slug, and
he yelled back: 'George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Paul
Wolfawits are miserable slime balls'."
"We were standing in the road shaking hands when a truck hit us."
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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