I can - almost - hear my own mother; could never win an argument with
her, either... :)
From: C.B.2
Daughter: Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight?
Jewish Mother: You're going out?
D: Yes.
J M: With whom?
D: With a friend.
J M: I don't know why you left your husband. He is such a good man.
D: I didn't leave him. He left me!
J M: You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and
nobodies.
D: I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids?
J M: I never left you to go out with anybody except your father.
D: There are lots of things that you did and I don't.
J M: What are you hinting at?
D: Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight.
J M: You're going to stay the night with him? What will your husband
say if he finds out?
D: My EX husband. I don't think he would be bothered. From the day he
left me, he probably never slept alone!
J M: So you're going to sleep over at this loser's place?
D: He's not a loser.
J M: A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser
and a parasite.
D: I don't want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not?
J M: Poor children with such a mother.
D: What do you mean?
J M: With no stability. No wonder your husband left you.
D: ENOUGH !!!
J M: Don't scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too!
D: Now you're worried about the loser?
J M: Ah, so you see he's a loser. I spotted him immediately.
D: Goodbye, mother.
J M: Wait! Don't hang up! When are you bringing them over?
D: I'm not bringing them over! I'm not going out!
J M: If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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