From: R.P.

Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale,
but she forgot to do it until the last minute.  She baked an angel
food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped
flat. She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another  cake."

So, she looked around the house for something to build up the
center of the cake. And found it in the bathroom ... a roll of toilet paper.
She plunked it in and covered it with icing.

The finished  product looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the
church.  Before she left the house, Alice had given her daughter some
money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it
opened, and to buy that cake and bring it home.

When the daughter arrived at the sale, the attractive cake had
already been sold.  Alice was beside herself.

The next  day,  Alice was invited to a friend's home where two
tables of bridge were to be played that afternoon.  After the game, a
fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake in question was
presented for dessert!

Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into the
kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her
feet, one of the other ladies said, "What a beautiful cake!"

Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a
prominent church member) say, "Thank you, I baked it  myself."

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Tamara P Duvall                            http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA     (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)

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