Not a "spring-green" joke; more like a "seed brown" one of late
summer... But, *funny*, especially for those who'd not seen it before
or who'd, like me, almost forgotten...
From: L.F.
Three little boys were concerned because they couldn't get anyone
to play with them. They decided it was because they had not been
baptized and didn't go to Sunday School.
So they went to the nearest church. Only the janitor was there.
One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one will come
out and play with us. Will you baptize us?"
"Sure," said the janitor. He took them into the bathroom
and dunked their heads in the toilet bowl, one at a time. Then he said,
"Now go out and play."
When they got outside, dripping wet, one of them asked, "What religion
do you think we are?"
The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick, because they pour the water
on you."
"We're not Babtis, because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss, because they just sprinkle you."
The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water!"
"Yeah! What do you think that means?"
"I think it means we're Pisscopalians."
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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