Not a spanking-new one, but it's been a while since it's made rounds,
so some of you may not have seen it (and some of you may have forgotten
it <g>)
From: S.M.
A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about their
ailments.
"My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee," said one.
"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my coffee"
replied
another.
"It has gotten to where I cannot hear anything anymore." said one in the
loudest voice of the group.
"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said a
third,
to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another.
"I can't even remember what I'm doing half the time; if I don't make
myself a note I forget what I am trying to do in the first place" chimed
yet another.
"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old man as
he
shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence... "Well, it's not that bad,"
said one woman cheerfully. "Thank the Lord we can all still drive."
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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