Home Honeymoon
Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they went back
to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny gets up and
has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks
his mum if Fred and Mary are up yet.
She replies, "No".
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what
you think! Just go to school."
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "No."
Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to
school."
After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No."
Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "OK! What do you think?"
He says, "Well, last night Fred came in for the Vaseline and I think I gave
him my airplane glue
David in Ballarat
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