The following came to me out of a (the?) blue sky; the person who'd
sent it is not on either of my joke lists (clean or dirty). But the
joke is new to me (and funny) and it does have a close connection to my
everlasting (and older than lacemaking) passion -- language usage... :)
Thanks, MP!
From: M.P.
In a small town, an elderly couple had been dating for a long time. They
decided it was finally time for marriage. Before the wedding, they went
out to dinner and had a long conversation regarding how to work out
their marriage. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject of
their
physical relationship. "How do you feel about sex?" he asked, rather
hesitantly. "Well," she said, responding very carefully, "I'd have to
say... I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, then over his glasses, he
looked
her in the eye and casually asked:
"Is that one word or two?"
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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