Yeah, I know, dumb-blonde jokes are as out of vogue as dumb-Polack
ones... But this is hysterical (as some of the Polack jokes are) so, be
d....d to PC :)
Begin forwarded message:
From: S.M.
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route
they
were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the
captain
showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop
and
stay overnight. The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew
for
the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew
which
room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened.
She
answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room.
"You
can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?" The
stewardess
replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the
bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not
Disturb'!"
--
Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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