I may have seen this one before; can't remember. But, if I had, I'd
seen it without all the frou-frou: the moving -- literally --
"illustrations", which accounted for 185KB of the 189, and which I'm
stripping, because the joke is funny without them.
From: L.T.
An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep
her company. So off to the pet shop she went. She searched and
searched. Nothing seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog.
As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her.
He whispered, "I'M LONELY, TOO. BUY ME AND YOU WON'T BE SORRY."
The old lady figured--WHAT THE HECK, she hadn't found anything else.
She bought the frog and put him in the car.
Driving down the road the frog whispered to her "KISS ME AND YOU WON'T
BE SORRY."
So the old lady figured WHAT THE HECK, and kissed the frog.
IMMEDIATELY the frog turned into an absolutely gorgeous, sexy, young,
handsome prince.
THE PRINCE THEN KISSED THE OLD LADY BACK........ AND GUESS WHAT THE OLD
LADY TURNED INTO?
COME ON, GUESS???
SHE TURNED INTO THE FIRST HOLIDAY INN SHE COULD FIND.
She's old.......NOT DEAD!!!!!
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Tamara P Duvall http://t-n-lace.net/
Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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