It could have been "at... many stores"; even our tiny town has a
WalMart of a size to hold Olympic Games in, and you can easily lose
sight of people if you split for just a moment... :)
I love this joke; it's "wicked" without being dirty.
From: J.O.
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Home
Depot
when they collide.
The old guy says to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for
my
wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my
wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your
wife look like?
The young guy says, "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue
eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts. What
does your wife look like?"
The old guy says, "Doesn't matter -- let's look for yours."
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Lexington, Virginia, USA (Formerly of Warsaw, Poland)
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