Subject: FW: a clever woman


A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping, totally unclothed, 
on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea 
how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what 
you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says 
that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of  an 18 year- old."

The husband replies, "What did he say about your 55-year old arse?"

"Your name never came up, dear" she replied.

David in Ballarat 

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