This has probably been around before, but I got a chuckle. Janice >> >> >> It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from >> time to time, and this should help get you started. >> During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked >> the Director what the criterion was which defined >> whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. >> >> "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then >> we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the >> patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." >> >> "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person >> would use the bucket because it's bigger than the >> spoon or the teacup." >> >> "No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull >> the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" >> >>
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