This one has been around before but it has been awhile.. Worth
another chuckle.
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-
year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her
grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack
while we were making love on Sunday morning. "
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 Years
old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear,"
replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we
figured the best time to do it was when the Church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even.
Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive
if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."
Best Regards,
Carol Melton
Valley of the Sun
Phoenix, AZ USA
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