Something to brighten the day - here it is cold and wet! Jeanette Fischer,Western Cape, South Africa.
The village idiot goes into a bar to have himself a cold one. Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the bar and asked, "Who owns the dog tied under that tree outside?" The idiot said it was his. "Your dog seems to be in heat" the officer said. The idiot replied, "No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that shade tree." The policeman said, "No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be bred." "No way," said the idiot. "That dog don't need bread. She ain't hungry 'cause I fed her this mornin'." The exasperated policeman said, "NO! You don't understand; your dog wants to have sex!" The idiot looked at the cop and said, "Well, go ahead. I always wanted a police dog." To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
