We haven't had too many funnies on the list lately, and this one just landed in my inbox, so I thought I'd share.
Thurlow Lancaster OH HE SAID TO ME He said to me . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it I said to him . . . You wear pants don't you? He said to me . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? I said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and snore! He said to me... ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror! He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay? I said to him .. . They don't have time He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good- looking? I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends. He said...What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? I said. .. . A widow. He said to me . . . Why are married women heavier than single women? I said to him .. . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.. SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! **** ** ------------------------------------------------------------------------ To unsubscribe send email to majord...@arachne.com containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat y...@address.here. For help, write to arachnemodera...@yahoo.com.
