Och aye!

An Arab Sheik was admitted to hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the
surgery, the doctors wanted a supply of his blood in case it was needed.  He
had a rare blood type, which couldn't be found locally and so the call went
out.

Finally a Scot was located who had a similar blood type who willingly donated
his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, in appreciation, the Arab sent the Scotsman a new BMW, a
bunch of diamonds & US dollars.

A couple of weeks later, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His
doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood
again.

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card & a jar
of candies.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab this time did not reciprocate his kind
gesture as he had anticipated. He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you
would be generous again, that you would give me another BMW, diamonds &
money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a jar of candies".

To this the Arab replied: "Aye, but now I have Scottish blood in my veins".

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