To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

 

·When
fish are in schools
they sometimes take debate.

 

·A
thief who stole a calendar got twelve
months.

 

·When
the smog lifts in Los Angeles , U.C.L.A.

 

·The
professor
discovered that her theory of earthquakes was on shaky ground.

 

·The
batteries were given out free of charge.

 

·A
dentist and a manicurist
married. They fought tooth and nail.

 

·A
will is a dead give away.

 

·If
you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

 

·With
her marriage,
she got a new name and a dress.

 

·Show
me a piano falling down a mineshaft
and I'll show you A-flat miner.

 

·You
are stuck with your debt if you can't
budge it.

 

·Local
Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.

 

·A
boiled egg is hard to beat.

 

·When
you've seen one shopping centre you've
seen a mall.

 

·Police
were called to a day care where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.

 

·Did
you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was
cut off? He's all right
now.

 

·If
you take a laptop computer for a run you
could jog your memory.

 

·A
bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tyred.
·In a
democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that
votes.

 

·When
a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

 

·The
guy who
fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.

 

·He
had a
photographic memory which was never developed.

 

·Those
who get too big for
their britches will be exposed in the end.

 

·When
she saw her first strands
of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

 

·Acupuncture: a jab well
done.
Jean in Poole, Dorset, UK

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