Subject: Random Thoughts
Random thoughts I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ***** I had amnesia once -- or twice. ***** I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ***** Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ***** All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ***** If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ***** What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? ***** They told me I was gullible and I believed them. ***** Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ***** Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ***** My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. ***** I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. ***** How can there be self-help "groups"? ***** If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ***** Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. ***** Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? David in Ballarat To unsubscribe send email to [EMAIL PROTECTED] containing the line: unsubscribe lace-chat [EMAIL PROTECTED] For help, write to [EMAIL PROTECTED]
