Golf accident
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one
of the cows had something white at its rear end"
"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!'"
"I don't remember much after that "
For those of you in the USA, your word "fanny" does not have quite
the same meaning in Australia - turn round 180 degrees if you're a woman.
David in Ballarat
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