Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given
their new wives duties.
Terry had married a woman from America, and bragged that he had told
his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that
it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean
house and the dishes were all washed and put away.
Jimmy had married a woman from Canada. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the
cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results,
but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was
clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married an Australian girl. He boasted that he told
her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
laundry and ironing twice a week, lawns mowed, windows cleaned and
hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by
the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load
the dishwasher, and call a handyman.
God Bless Australian Women.
David in Ballarat
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