> > : Fw: YOU'LL HATE ME FOR THIS ONE!!! > > >Paddy was a fit and hard working Irishman at a coastal village in Ireland . > > > > >Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy >iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works. > > > > >He was a man of regular habits and he always arrived home each day >at a certain time. Sadly, as the years passed, Paddy did not realise >the heavy grappling was taking a toll on a faulty heart. > > > > >One day he failed to come home so his wife contacted the police to >investigate him being missing. They rowed out and found Paddy dead >in the punt beside him a huge grapple full of oysters he'd tried to >hoist aboard. > > > > >Headlines next day in the 'Irish Times Newspaper' > > > > >Said..................... > > > > > > > > > > > >Wait for it! > > > > > > > > > > > > >Wait for it! > > > > >Wait for it! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >OYSTERS KILPATRICK !!!! > >. > >
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