A very pretty young speech therapist was getting nowhere with her
Stammerer's Action group. She had tried every technique in the book.
Finally, exasperated, she said "If any of you can tell me where you
were born, without stuttering, I will have wild and passionate sex
with you until your muscles ache and your eyes water."
The Englishman piped up. "B-b-b-b-b-b-b-irmingham", he said..
"That's no use, Trevor" said the speech therapist,
"Who's next ?" The Scotsman raised his hand and blurted out
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-aisley".
That's no better, Hamish. How about you, Paddy ?
The Irishman took a deep breath and eventually blurted out " London ".
Brilliant, Paddy! said the speech therapist and immediately
set about living up to her promise. After 15 minutes of
exceptionally steamy sex, the couple paused for breath and Paddy said .....
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"-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-erry".
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