Chicken Surprise

              A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant
and order the 'Chicken Surprise',
             The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded
  cast iron pot...
            Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the
  lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady
  little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
               'Good grief, did you see that?' she
  asks her husband... He hasn't, so she asks him to look in
  the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he
  sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.
              Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over,
  explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
               'Please sir,' says the waiter,
  'what you order?'
             The husband replies, 'Chicken
  Surprise.'
             You're going to love
  this........ ......... ..
              You're going to hate yourself for loving
  this!....... ...
           'Ah! So sorry,' says the waiter, 'I
  bring you Peeking Duck!'

David in Ballarat

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