*A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking
at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked
what she'd like to have for her Birthday.*
*'I'd like to be twelve again', she replied, still looking in the
mirror.*
* *
*On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice
big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Alton Towers theme
park. What a day!*
* *
*He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Corkscrew,
the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there
was.***
*Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.*
*
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.*
* *
*He then took her to a Mc Donald's where he ordered her a Happy
Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.*
* *
*Then it was off to the cinema with popcorn, a huge Cola, and her
favourite sweets...........M&M's. ** **What a fabulous
adventure! ** **Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being twelve again?'*
* *
*Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I
meant my dress size, !!!!'*
* *
*The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna
get it wrong.*
Agnes Boddingtopn - Elloughton UK
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