> > > >LONDON LAWYER V GLASGOW COP > > >A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. > > > He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer > from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any > Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at > the Glasgow cops expense!! > > > Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.' > > > London Lawyer says, 'What for?' > > > Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at > the stop sign.' > > > London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming...' > > > Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete > stop. Licence and registration, please.' > > > London Lawyer says, 'What's the difference?' > > > Glasgow c op says, 'The difference is, ye huvte to come to > complete stop, that's the law, > > Licence and registration, please!' > > > London Lawyer says, 'If you can show me the legal difference > between slow down and stop, I'll give you my licence and > registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go > and don't give me the ticket.' > > > Glasgow cop says, 'Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir.' > > > The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. > > > The Glasgow cop takes out his baton and starts beating the hell > out of the lawyer and says 'Dae ye want me to stop, or just slow doon?' > >David in Ballarat > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > >
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