A mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed > > > > was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, she saw an > > > > envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. > > > > It was addressed, 'Mum' With the worst premonition, she opened the > > > > envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. > > > > > > 'Dear, Mum. > > > > It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to > > > > elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene > > > > with Dad and you. > > > > I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I > > > > knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, > > > > her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. > > > > But it's not only the passion, Mum. She's pregnant. > > > > Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the > > > > woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. > > > > We share a dream of having many more children. > > > > Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really > > > > hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with > > > > the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. > > > > In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, > > > > so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!! > > > > Don't worry Mum, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. > > > > Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your > > > > many grandchildren. > > > > > > Love, your son, Nicholas. > > > > > > "P.S. Mum, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. > > > > I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than > > > > the school report that's on my desk" > > > > > > I love you!
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