> > > >Subject: Australian Love Poem > > > >Of course I love ya darlin >You're a bloody top-notch bird >And when I say you're gorgeous >I mean every single word > >So ya bum is on the big side >I don't mind a bit of flab >It means that when I'm ready >There's somethin' there to grab > >So your belly isn't flat no more >I tell ya, I don't care >So long as when I cuddle ya >I can get my arms round there > >No bird who is your age >Has nice round perky breasts >They just gave in to gravity >But I know ya did ya best > >I'm tellin' ya the truth > now >I never tell ya lies >I think it's very sexy >That you've got dimples on ya thighs > >I swear on me nanna's grave now >The moment that we met >I thought you was as good as >I was ever > gonna get > >No matter what you look like >I'll always love ya dear >Now shut up while the cricket's > on >And fetch another beer > > > > >............. brings a lump to ya throat
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