"Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor. It lands 
butter-side-up.  He looks at what he has done in astonishment, for he 
knows it's a law of nature That buttered toast always falls butter-down.


He rushes round to the presbytery to fetch the priest.  He tells the 
priest that he thinks a miracle has happened round at his flat.  He 
won't say what it is but wants Fr. Flanagan to see it with his own 
eyes. He brings Fr. Flanagan into the kitchen and asks him what he 
sees on the floor.

"Well," says the priest, "it's pretty obvious what we have here. 
Someone dropped some buttered toast, and then for some reason flipped 
it over so that the butter was on top."

"No, Father, I dropped it and it landed like that."

"Well," Fr. Flanagan says, "it's certainly a natural law of the 
universe that dropped toast never falls butter side up. But it's not 
for me to say it's a miracle. I'll report the matter to the bishop, 
and have him send people round, to interview you, take photos, etc."

An investigation of some rigour is conducted, not only by priests of 
the archdiocese, but by scientists sent from the Curia in Rome. The 
final ruling is a negative, however. it reads:

"It was certainly an extraordinary event that occurred in Murphy's 
room, quite outside the normal run of the phenomena. Yet we have to 
be very cautious before ruling any happening miraculous, ruling out 
all possible natural explanations. In this case we have declared no 
miracle. For it possibly resulted  from Murphy's having buttered the 
toast on the wrong side."

David in Ballarat, AUS

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