> >A group of women were at a seminar on "How to live in a loving >Relationship with your husband." > >The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" > >All the women raised their hands. > >Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband >You loved him?" > >Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember. > >The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: >"I love you, sweetheart ." > >The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and >To read aloud the text message they received, in response. > >Here are some of the replies: > > >1. Who the hell is this? > >2. Hey, mother of my children, are you sick or what? >3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's up with you?? >4. What now? Did you crash the car again? >5. I don't understand what you mean? >6. What the f*** did you do now? >7. ?!? >8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need? >9. Am I dreaming? >10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die. >11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day. >12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she?
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