Kaye <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
Hi y'all,
Sorry I haven't been around. My hubby had his third heart attack... why
don't people listen to doctors? Anyway, he's home now and doing ok and if
I ever dig my way out of all this mail, I'll be hollerin' hey more often.
:-) (That's a promise, BillyJ... not a threat. LOL!) (Hey Len and
Sue... Oceanside's looking better and better!) :)
Thought this was cute...
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want
you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure
for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
instructions?"
The blonde nodded... "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from skipping."
Kaye
http://www.catt.com/~kaye
http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/1306
http://www.batzbelfry.com
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