Duz tha speak Yorkshire? - Thanks to Thirkers for this..
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet. Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat." Vet: "Is it a tom?" Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it we us." ............................................................................ .......... A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by. Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?" Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?" Yorkshireman: "No, I want it chewin' a bone, yer daft bugger!" ............................................................................ ......... A Yorkshireman's wife dies and the widower decides that her headstone should have the words "She were thine" engraved on it. He calls the stonemason, who assures him that the headstone will be ready a few days after the funeral. True to his word the stonemason calls the widower to say that the headstone is ready and would he like to come and have a look. When the widower gets there he takes one look at the stone to see that it's been engraved "She were thin." He explodes, " 'ells bells, man, you've left the bloody "e" out, you've left the bloody "e" out!" The stonemason apologises profusely and assures the poor widower that it will be rectified the following morning. Next day the widower returns to the stonemason, "There you go, sir, I've put the "e" on the stone for you." The widower looks at the stone and then reads out aloud: "E, she were thin." ............................................................................ ........ Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist, "Nah then, lad, does tha sell arse cream?" Chemist replies, "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?" ............................................................................ ......... Police have just released details of a new drug craze prevalent in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire clubgoers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth. Police say the dangerous practice is called "E by gum". _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org MARCHING ON TOGETHER
