Thursday night, I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me. It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked at me deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, “You may not feel anything from the waist down.” I managed to mumble a reply, “Can I feel your tits, then?” NOW THAT'S A POSITIVE ATTITUDE! Have a nice day > From: dubca...@iinet.net.au > To: leedslist@gn.apc.org > Date: Wed, 12 Mar 2014 20:26:09 +1100 > Subject: [LU] Joke De jour > > Something to break the apathy.... > > > > A Man Utd fan on holiday in Bradford narrowly escaped serious injury > recently when he attempted horseback riding with no prior experience. > > > > After mounting his horse unassisted, the horse immediately began moving. > > > > As it galloped along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the lad, who has not > been named, began to slip sideways from the saddle. > > > > Although attempting to grab for the horse's mane he could not get a firm > grip. He then threw his arms around the horse's neck but continued to slide > down the side of the horse. > > > > The horse galloped along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider. > > > > Finally, losing his grip, the rider attempted to leap away from the horse > and throw himself to safety... however, his foot became entangled in the > stirrup, leaving him at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as his head > and upper body repeatedly struck the ground. > > > > Moments away from unconsciousness and certain death, and to his great > fortune a Leeds Utd supporter, also shopping at ALDI saw him and quickly > unplugged the horse. > > _______________________________________________ > Leedslist mailing list > Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org > > John 'Grampa' Sykes > Rest In Peace old lad > 28th Oct 1938 - 12 Nov 2013 > MARCHING ON TOGETHER _______________________________________________ Leedslist mailing list Info and options: http://mailman.greennet.org.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist To unsubscribe, email leedslist-unsubscr...@gn.apc.org John 'Grampa' Sykes Rest In Peace old lad 28th Oct 1938 - 12 Nov 2013 MARCHING ON TOGETHER
