: ) I haven't laughed so much since Grandma caught her tits in the mangle...
Seriously, if he doesn't own your club, Ken Bates is one of the funniest men in football. Oh, hang on... ----- Original Message ----- From: "Scratchinshed" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> To: <[email protected]> Sent: Thursday, January 11, 2007 9:03 PM Subject: [LU] Who said ......? > a.. On the Football Association's disciplinary procedures: "At first they > were a shambles. Now they have descended via farce to make them a laughing > stock. It has come to a pretty pass when FIFA criticise our performance." > a.. "I got calls from Italy last summer and one agent offered me (Gabriel) > Batistuta. He told me 'Batistuta wants to come to Chelsea'. I said 'I'm > sure > he does, but we've stopped signing pensioners'." > a.. On being ousted from the board of Wembley National Stadium Limited: > "Even Jesus Christ only had one Pontius Pilate - I had a whole team of > them." > a.. "Take Ruud Gullit. I didn't like his arrogance. In fact, I never liked > him. But while he was delivering the goods, there was no problem. When he > lost the plot he had to go." > a.. "It takes one to know one. I'm surprised Martin O'Neill actually knows > a > word as big as cretin." > a.. "I'm delighted for Claudio Ranieri that we beat Fulham in the FA Cup > semi-final, as if we'd lost yesterday, it would have been a pity to sack > him > just after he'd signed a new contract!" > a.. "All those toilet rolls coming on from Besiktas fans was orchestrated. > They wanted to get the kick-off delayed so they would know what the other > result was before our game finished. I said to Roman Abramovich, 'if you > fancy making another billion, go and open another toilet roll factory in > Turkey'. > > > _______________________________________________ > the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators > accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. > Leedslist mailing list > [email protected] > http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist > 'I am in shock,' said Ferguson. > > _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist 'I am in shock,' said Ferguson.
