Jeez, what a shitload of hot air you limeys blow out when you can't agree about sumpthin'.
We had to listen for hours this afternoon about some outfits called Aster and Craters being connected to Colonel Sanders. Apparently Colonel Ken ain't connected to them anymore on account of he sold his shares last Fall. Well there ain't nobody better connected than yours truly and I called in a couple of favours last night to get me a copy of the Astor membership list. The full list of beneficial owners of Astor, as endorsed by the Administrators from the KGB and the Lawyers from the Walker Brothers, is as follows: Claus, S. The Grotto, North Pole Bunny, E. The Warren, Watership Down, England Fairy, T. Pillowland Avenue, Neverland Gesundheit R. III The Palisades Amusement Park, New Jersey Bates, Master (no relation) c/o Captain Pugwash, BBC Enterprises So let's hear no more 'bout this bein' a goddamm stitchup. If it's good enough for His Majesty's Customs and Revenue then it's good enough for me. A word to the wise, I don't want any wisecracks or poyetcracks either (couldn't resist it) from anyone when we finally take over the franchise and rename it to "I can't believe it's a football team" United. Reuben Gesundheit Jr A legitimate businessman since 1959* * earlier ventures are subject to the Statute of Limitations in the State of Delaware and any reference to these will result in a visit from my Attorney's business associate, Ricky the Choos _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org
