A teacher was explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she said.
A little girl raised her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she said. Knowing how precious some of these stories could become, the teacher asked the girl to explain. "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door jumped over the fence into our yard! "That must've been scary", said the teacher. "It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...and before he could say "F u c k ," the Rottweiler ate him!" -- Dr Michael Benjamin, myRay: For peace of mind, http://www.myray.com http://www.MyDoctorExplains.com Cyber Psychiatry ----- _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist Join The Leeds United Supporters Trust at www.lufctrust.org
