> Toilet paper! Are you even from Leeds. Probably need it to deal with the > broccoli soup related sh*ts. > > Seb
North of the river mate, don't use just my hand ;) Actually, probably the best moment to tell my favourite bum wiping tale! ... A mate of mine used to work at Yorkshire Switchgear and, following one night out around Headingley, was staggering through some hedgerow, Meanwood Valley way, on his way home with a work colleague. The work colleague was DESPERATE for a dump and was in agony, so my mate finally said "Look for gods sake just go behind them bushes", which he did. Being under the influence he'd gone and done the deed without any thinking and suddenly thought, damn - no paper. Through his dark, hazy, moonlit beer goggles, he spotted a bit of newspaper "Brilliant" and promptly wiped his arse ... with a nice white sheet of fibre glass. All together now .... OUCH! _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist DELETE THE FOOTERS WHEN REPLYING YOU LAZY SODS!!!! DELETE THE FOOTERS WHEN REPLYING YOU LAZY SODS!!!!
