A man had great tickets for the LU v Carlisle Play-off. As he sat down,
another man came over and asked if anyone was sitting in the seat next to him.
'No,' the first man replied. 'The seat is empty.' 'That's incredible!' said the
second man. 'Who in their right mind would have a seat for this match, the
biggest event in Leeds this season, and not use it?!?' The first man said,
'Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me,
but she passed away. This is the first LU match we haven't been to together
since we got married.' 'Oh... I'm sorry to hear that,' replied the second man.
'That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or
even a neighbour to take the seat?' The first man shook his head.
'No, they're all at the funeral.'
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