A VERY BAD JOKE: A couple of yuppies decide to buy an old quaint old Scottish croft. They are shown around by the local Tuchter. The grass is exquisitely cut so the husband asks how it maintained? 'Well, Sir I use the old scythe over there' "But yes", says the snooty wife..."but my good man you left a patch over there" "Ah yes" comes the reply "that is for sentimental reasons ,that is where I lost my virginity" At this point the wife feels that this conversation is going the wrong way so she quickly re- asserts her authority by pointing out another patch the upstart had neglected. "Ah yes Ma'am . asked That is out of respect for her mother" This was too much so she snapped "What do you expect me to believe that her Mother stood there and said nothing?" "Certainly not, Ma'am ---she said Baa-aah"
* *Michael 2008/7/16 Brendan Osborne <[EMAIL PROTECTED]>: > > I witnessed a practical example of oral contraception recently. > > I asked a woman to go to bed with me and she said "No". > > > Coat etc.... > > > Ossie > ------------------------------ > > > Date: Wed, 16 Jul 2008 13:10:20 +0200 > > From: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > To: [EMAIL PROTECTED] > > CC: [email protected] > > Subject: [LU] Civic Duty > > > > > I have decided to be active in organ donation.I simply tell the lluck > > receiver that I am willing to donate my organ right now--- why wait till > I > > am dead? > > I have now become a medical record. > > I have achieved the first organ reject before transplant. > > Not to mention a few threats of sexual harrasement > > _______________________________________________ > > > ------------------------------ > It's time to join the family - Get the next generation of Free Windows Live > Services now! Click here! <http://get.live.com/> > _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist "the morphine patch and the handfuls of dihydrocodiene and paracetamol did the business. I am GOING TO WEMBLEY !!!!" Dave Nattan May 16th 2008
