the old ones are always the best. This joke has been passed off as a true  
story for years - the CEO was Robert Maxwell in the version I first heard.  But 
it dates from the 1920s.....
 
_http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/business/fired.asp_ 
(http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/business/fired.asp) 
 
Mark

>>Ford, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new  CEO.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all  slackers
.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on  a wall.
The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that  he
meant business.

He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall  and asked, "How much
money do you make a week?"

A little surprised,  the young man looked at him and replied, "I make
£200 a week.  Why?"

The CEO then hands the guy £800 in cash and screams, "Here's  four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"

Feeling pretty  good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone  want to tell me what that f****** slacker did here?"


>From  across the room came a voice: "Pizza delivery guy from  Domino's."<<




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