That is a brilliant report - had me in stitches and so true !!! --- On Sun, 23/8/09, Terry Emmott <[email protected]> wrote:
From: Terry Emmott <[email protected]> Subject: [LU] Tranmere To: [email protected] Date: Sunday, 23 August, 2009, 8:25 AM Well what a pile of shite that was! The tone was set as early as the first minute when a flick from Becchio put Beckford through one on one with the keeper and he hit it against his legs. Things went from bad to worse as Beckford kept on playing like someone who couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo. Tranmere were a good passing side with someone called St. Thomas Moore - or was it Ian Storey-Moore - something like that anyway, particularly prominent. He looked just like that bloke called Moore who used to play for us. I wonder if they were related. We were lucky to survive on many occasions and then got even luckier when we scored. Becchio managed to put a free header straight at the keeper but he only parried it and the ball hit Johnson on the knees and went in. We got a second a bit later when their big black defender with the silly haircut misjudged the bounce of a big hoof from Hughes and Beckford managed to get the ball and miss-hit his shot that trickled into the bottom corner as the keeper watched. We scrambled a third late on when Johnson hit the bar with a free-kick and the ball bounced down onto Becchio's head and into the net. I suppose you have to give him credit for being there for the ball to hit him. Higgs - don't know why we pay him, only made one decent save all game 2 Crowe - up and down the right hand side exchanging passes with Snodgrass all afternoon. Wish he'd stick to his position and defend properly 2 Marques - not the player he once was 2 Kisnorbo - one good block, poor distribution and why is he wearing that silly hat? 3 Hughes - right footer at left back, what more can I say 2 Snodgrass - keeps running into his full back trying to beat him when a pass to team mate would be a better option 2 Doyle - Can't make my mind up about him, creative midfielder or enforcer? Doesn't do either part particularly well 2 Howson - marginal improvement on recent performances but what happened to the player who bossed the middle of the park in the play-off semi at Carlisle? 3 Johnson - scored one made one but crap really 2 Beckford - made hard work of it today, hitting the post twice and the bar once and the keeper saving from him a couple of times. His ratio of goals scored to chances he has is appalling and if he doesn't improve that aspect of his game Grayson will have to give Showumni or Kandol a chance. 1 Becchio - What did this guy ever do for us? Well he put Beckford through with a clever flick in the first minute but apart from that what did he do for us. He forced a save from the keeper that lead to Johnson's goal. OK, but apart from those two things, what did he do for us? He scored. Right, right but apart from those things, what did he do for us? Well fuck all, that's what. 2 Grella - one blocked shot when he should have passed to an unmarked Becchio and let him miss it. 1 Kilkenny - didn't do much 1 Robinson - fat shite 0 Grayson - getting really pissed off with him. He keeps picking the same old same old just because we keep winning. It's not good enough and if he doesn't change things soon we're going to come up against a good side and get really mullered. 0 _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist http://www.worldnet.org.uk WorldNET2009 _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist http://www.worldnet.org.uk WorldNET2009
