You forgot the bit about trying to shoot de Gaulle after the bank account
and before the first match. It won't work without that.......
Damian
----- Original Message -----
From: "Wayne" <[email protected]>
Or........ You could visit a grave yard, in the town or city of our
nearest rivals and look for a grave of someone who was born around the
same year as you, then apply for a birth certificate in their name, once
you have the birth certificate, apply for a passport in their name, these
2 documents should enable you to open bank account in said name and from
there you can then apply for a credit card, u can then use the card to
buy tickets for the game against Leeds, then when we get promoted you can
sell all the documents to a Scunthorpe fan... Simples
Regards
Wayne
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