> > Ah, the name always reminds me of a joke I heard years ago, > just before some World Cup or Euros, where Scotland had > actually qualified, and Lambert suffered an injury. > > "Boss! Boss! Bad news: Paul Lambert - one of our best > players - has been injured!" > "Oh no, that's terrible! Paul Lambert is one of our best players???!" > > Kilt on...
which reminds me of another joke; George Dubya Bush in White House soon after the great allied invasion of Iraq. Chenney walks in and says; Sir, I have to tell you the three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today. Bush looks confused for a second and says; gee Dick, I know how many a Million is, I know how many a billion is, but I'm darned if I know how many a brazillion is.... Stetson on...... _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist and the hardest time in a sailor's day is to watch the sun as it sails away

