Two Soups - his real name is Campbell Baxter. Norrie Two Bunnets - the Glasgow taxi-driver who wears a wig under his cloth cap.
The Colostomy - the girlfriend of a married man (ie. The wee bag on the side). The Boomerang Kid - whenever anyone at work asks a question, he always replies: 'I'll get back to you on that. ' The Parachute - lets everyone down at the last minute. Cash point - an experienced young lass who's open 24 hours a day. Vaseline - his real name is Willie Burns. Rembrandt - loves saying to colleagues: 'Let me put you in the picture...' Bo Derek - a chap called Derek with terrible body odour. Brewer's Droop - his real name is Willie Falls .. The Genie - magically appears whenever anyone opens a bottle. Dulux - his pals reckon he's only got one coat. Soapy - washes his hands of any problems that crop up. Captain Hook - continually late for work, it's believed he must be scared of the alarm clock. The Gas Man - he's serviced loads of old boilers. The Hostage - when anyone asks for help he always replies: 'Sorry, my hands are tied." The Woodpecker - he's always tapping someone. Mussolini - a woman in an office in Glasgow who has rather loose morals (aka the great dicktaker) The Olympic Flame - He never goes oot The Voice - Pretends he knows it all, when he disnae. _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist and the hardest time in a sailor's day is to watch the sun as it sails away
