---- Original Message ----- > I've got the wood for a pyre in the garden, but I need suggestions as to what to put on it.
You need a KFC box to put on it. The box will need to look good from the outside under superficial inspection or from a distance, but actually be decidedly grubby under closer investigation. It also needs to be totally empty and without the meat or other nourishment to make it worthwhile keeping. If it is fairly fire-resistant and very slippery then it may take some time to get rid of but the effort will be worthwhile when it is finally gone. _______________________________________________ the Leeds List is an unmoderated mailing list and the list administrators accept no liability for the personal views and opinions of contributors. Leedslist mailing list [email protected] http://list.zetnet.co.uk/mailman/listinfo/leedslist and the hardest time in a sailor's day is to watch the sun as it sails away

