Dont fly Egypt air (ever)

Try not to sit in front of loud mouth Americans 
who claim they are an agent for the team but don't know the players
 names.

When on a bus in the urban slum that is central JoBurg try and find 
one where the driver knows where he is going. A bus doing a 3 point turn
 in a shanty town at midnight is a bit unnerving.

Brazil are the Man
 Utd of international football, loads of fans who've never been to 
the place. (However Jermaine Beckford probably won't score against 
Brazil)

Don't goto the apartheid museum on your last day. It's a 
touch depressing. English sh*t on the Dutch. Dutch take it out on 
Africans

You have to go through about 5 security checks at Cairo 
airport. Each more inept than the last. They obviously trained the 
World Cup stewards where more than once I got through without 
anyone looking at my ticket.

John Barnes has found another job -
 pundit for South African TV - he's nearly round now.

My seat for Paraguay v Japan 
was nearer the moon than the pitch - didnt miss much though.

FIFA are greedy idiots. 
Thousands of the best (VIP) seats in the grounds empty whilst the 
locals can't afford to go.

Reports of carjacking at road junctions are exagerrated. People will
 however try to sell you flags, vuvazelas, radios, hubcaps etc everytime
 you stop.

Matt

--- On Mon, 28/6/10, Matt <[email protected]> wrote:

From: Matt <[email protected]>
Subject: 10 things I have learnt from the World Cup so far
Date: Monday, 28 June, 2010, 10:56

Planes can land on motorways especially when that motorway is full of football 
fans.

Don't sell Argentina v Mexico tickets to drive 400 miles to watch England get 
thrashed.

There are thousands of volunteers who are all very friendly but have 
absolutely  no useful info.

Barbed wire sellers do very well in SA

Vuvuzelas give you a headache or that might be the combination of sun and beer.

Building a football ground in the middle of nowhere ie Rustenburg is a bit 
daft. Having one road in and one road out is even dafter.

South Africa
 doesn't do road signs.

Asamoah Gyan of Ghana is Tony Yeboah incarnate big a*se great goals.

Fancy dress looks silly when your team have lost.

Having the World Cup in Africa was a great idea.

Matt





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