As President Bush gets off the helicopter in front of the White House, he is carrying a baby pig under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies: "These are not pigs, these are authentic Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Ted Kennedy, and I got one for Senator John Kerry. The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Nice trade, sir." PS. Personally, I’d substitute Kerry with Clinton. As Peggy Noonan wrote in the Wall St. Journal, 02/10/06, pg 18, “Four Presidents and a Funeral, “ referencing “Ms. Meanieface!” PSS. When was the last time you saw an exclamation mark in the Wall Street Journal? Pigs in a poke joke [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ForumWebSiteAt http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Libertarian Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Libertarian/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [EMAIL PROTECTED] <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
