Good morning, everyone... The Pentagon announced today the formation of an elite fighting group call the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF) The boys, Cooter, Bubba, Hoss and Boo will be dropped behind enemy lines and given the following information about the Iraqis: 1. The season opened last weekend. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The war should be over. Dave -- Dave Laird ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) The Used Kharma Lot / The Phoenix Project Web Page: http://www.kharma.net updated 10/31/2004 Usenet News server: news.kharma.net An automatic & random thought For the Minute: It's not the valleys in life I dread so much as the dips. -- Garfield _______________________________________________ Libnw mailing list [EMAIL PROTECTED] List info and subscriber options: http://immosys.com/mailman/listinfo/libnw Archives: http://immosys.com/mailman//pipermail/libnw
