I don't know that anyone on this list would need this, but...
"For a limited time only, if you acquire a qualifying IBM zSeries or S/390�
Integrated Facility for Linux (IFL) and a z/VM(tm) Version 4 software
license at the same time (single order), you can receive eligible on-site
IBM Linux Implementation Services (approximate value $22,500) at no
additional charge. These services include:
Installation of Linux
Configuration and set up of TCP/IP
Installation and configuration of either the Apache or Samba Linux
applications"
http://www.ibmlink.ibm.com/usalets&parms=H_301-225