Okay, so the cute act hasn't worked, the pleading doesn't seem
to have done the job either. So now it's come down to threats:
If we don't get chairs for the remaining sessions we'll release
to the market, piece-by-piece, the following acts of cultural
vandalism:
- Bill Bitner's "Best of Karaoke" DVD (with bonus 12 hours of
hilarious out-takes)
- Richard Lewis' narrated slide show "Great Telegraph Poles of
the South West"
- Jim Vincent recites famous soliloquies from "The Bold and
the Beautiful"
- Rob van Der Heij's interpretation of Hamlet as a series of
pipeline stages
- A copy of my own "Stool Pathology for Dummies"
- Rick Barlow's instructional video "Auto-taxidermy"
- Adam Thornton's "Guide to Great Cough Syrup Vintages"
- Alan Altmark illustrated instructional "Leprosy for fun and
profit"
- Martha McConaghy hums the themes of TV's greatest Reality
Shows
- Chuck Morses' classic "Introduction to Java" - as performance
art
- A thesis describing a new branch of mathematics based on the
wine bill from a dinner with Romney White, Mike Cowlishaw,
and Steve Record
So be warned! Now signup ASAP:
Sess Day Time Speaker Title
9120 Tu 8:00a McConaghy Introduction to VM Hands-On
Lab - Part 1 of 2
9351 Tu 8:00a White 64-bit Support in VM
9102 Tu 9:30a Hammock Alternative Lifestyles for
the Under 60 (MIPS) Crowd
9121 Tu 9:30a McConaghy Introduction to VM Hands-On
Lab - Part 2 of 2
9304 Tu 9:30a Morse z/VM 64-bit Support
Externals
9202/5547 Tu 11:00a Courtney How Many Linux Images Can
Dance on a Single S/390?:
Linux and the Big Leagues
9305 Tu 11:00a Franciscovich Under the Covers: The VM
Control Program (CP) - Part
1 of 2
5515 Tu 1:30p Smrcina Using Linux as Your Main
Desktop Machine
9105 Tu 1:30p King The Future of IBM S/390
Mainframe Small Platform
Computing (zSeries and
Multiprise)
9207/5560 Tu 1:30p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation
Morse Lab - Part 1 of 3
9306 Tu 1:30p Franciscovich Under the Covers: The VM
Control Program (CP) - Part
2 of 2
9307 Tu 1:30p Bitner VM Performance 101
9125 Tu 3:00p Zimelis CMS/TSO Pipelines Tips and
Techniques
9208/5561 Tu 3:00p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation
Morse Lab - Part 2 of 3
9222/5545 Tu 3:00p Robinson Measuring and Tuning Linux
on VM and Other Platforms
9308 Tu 3:00p White CMS Fundamentals
9209/5562 Tu 4:30p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation
Morse Lab - Part 3 of 3
9309 Tu 4:30p McConaghy VM Networking Overview:
RSCS, PVM, TCP/IP
9353 Tu 4:30p Hall An Introduction to
Extending VM/ESA with CP
Exits
9310 We 8:00a Lewis VMSES/E Introduction
5514 We 9:30a Egen Setting Up X-Windows on
Linux Desktop
9311 We 9:30a Lewis An Introduction to Using
VMSES/E for System
Programmers
5511 We 11:00a Knapp Networking Linux:
Connectivity & Internet
Options
9108 We 11:00a Barlow Beginning CMS Pipelines
Coding Tutorial
9109 We 1:30p Zimelis How CMS/TSO Pipelines
Differs from UNIX Pipes --
Two-dimensional Pipes
9313 We 1:30p Scrima CP Beyond the Basics -
Running Guest OS's; VM,
OS/390, VSE, Linux
9359 We 1:30p Altmark VM TCP/IP Advanced
Configuration
5524 We 3:00p Egen Linux As your Corporate
Firewall
9314 We 3:00p McConaghy Hints and Tips on VM System
Service Migration
9315 We 3:00p Barlow RSCS: Communicate With
Everything (Except Maybe
Your Teenagers)
9229/5554 We 4:30p Post Linux/390 System Management
for the Mainframe System
Programmer - Part 1 of 2
9316 We 4:30p Bitner VM Performance Monitoring
of Major VM Components
5566 Th 8:00a Grundy Application Debugging Lab -
Part 1
9111 Th 8:00a Worthington Using the Enterprise
Storage Server in a VM
Environment or... Swimming
with Sharks
9230/5555 Th 8:00a Post Linux/390 System Management
for the Mainframe System
Programmer - Part 2 of 2
9361 Th 8:00a Franciscovich Taking Advantage of VM's
Dynamic Configuration
Capabilities: Part 1 of 2 -
CP
5567 Th 9:30a Grundy Application Debugging Lab -
Part 2
9362 Th 9:30a Barlow Taking Advantage of VM's
Dynamic Configuration
Capabilities: Part 2 of 2 -
Hardware I/O
9112 Th 11:00a Worthington Enterprise Storage Server
Copy Services and z/VM
9118 Th 1:30p Worthington Implementing Native FICON
Chase with the IBM Enterprise
Storage Server - Part 1 of
2
9214/5563 Th 1:30p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation
Morse Lab - Part 1 of 3
9227/5531 Th 1:30p Grundy Tooling for Enterprise
Applications on Linux for
zSeries
9317 Th 1:30p Vincent Ordering Software
Saroka Maintenance for VM
9365 Th 1:30p Scrima CP Beyond the Basics -
Advanced Guest Operating
Systems: VM as a 2nd Level
Guest
9119 Th 3:00p Worthington Implementing Native FICON
Chase with the IBM Enterprise
Storage Server - Part 2 of
2
9215/5564 Th 3:00p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation
Morse Lab - Part 2 of 3
9224/5553 Th 3:00p Pajak TRACS - Implementation of a
Ronksley z/VM-Linux-Websphere
Production System
9319 Th 3:00p Vincent Hidden Gems on VM: Great
Tools You Never Knew You
Had
9216/5565 Th 4:30p Lewis Linux S/390 Installation
Morse Lab - Part 3 of 3
9320 Th 4:30p Vincent VM Security Overview and
ESM Options
5510 Fr 8:00a Thornton Using the Andrew File
System
9117 Fr 8:00a Franciscovich Care and Feeding of
www.vm.ibm.com
9369 Fr 8:00a White Getting Out of the Dumps
With the VM Dump Tool
9116 Fr 9:30a Mohr Cooperative Application
Development Tools for VM:
Direct Access to OS/390
Data Using CMS/MVS TOOLKIT
9321 Fr 9:30a Vincent TRACK for VM - A SysProg
Tool Must-have!
