Two of my favorite lawyer jokes: 

Q: What do you have when you have 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A: A good start.

Q: What do you have when have 10,000 buried in the sand up to their necks?
A: Not enough sand.



<snip>
I doubt he's allowed to. It's lawyer food. They get very nasty when they get
hungry.
</snip>

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